Top Ten TOM WAITS Reasons to Renew or Sign on TODAY!

Top Ten TOM WAITS
Reasons to Renew or Sign on TODAY!

10) I was walking down Sycamore Street early one Sunday morning and I came across an alligator…

9) …now this alligator, he was wearing pants…

8) …I said “hey Allie”, you know, because I thought that must be his name…

7) …I mean, he’s an alligator afterall…

6) …and he was wearing pants…

5)…so I sez, “Hey, Allie Pants,” what are you doing out here on this fine Sunday morning on Sycamore Street…

4) …and he looked at me, all quizzical like…

3) …and he walked up closer, wadding kind of, you know, but uncomfortably and slowly, because he was wearing these red pants…

2) …and he walked up to me, opened his big mouth, looked me straight in the eye and hisssssed with a lisp, a deep alligator hiss:

1) …”Tom, this ain’t Sycamore, it’s Saint Paul, and I’m going to get my NAC membership!!”

G E T  I N !